Potato sacked

When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.

That quarterback got potato sacked on third and long!

by Baloriolefan October 06, 2019

big potato

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.

big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries

by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed

Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.

by ARealBedPotato January 04, 2020

couch potato

Someone with lack of eager or energy to do a certain task

hey juan you are couch potato

by mexic.. November 23, 2018

Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.

Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.

by Zocmysock January 23, 2022

couch potato

a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy

See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato

by glendasweeney November 28, 2019