mexican push-up

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a Bud Light Lime with a shot of tequila.

Guy- "Man, how'd you get so drunk last night?"
Gal- "It must have been the Mexican push-ups."

by brovay April 28, 2011

Mexican truck driver

When you start to walk in front of someone , just to get them in your fart-trail.

Goddammit, did you just Mexican truck driver me?

by EccandBacon March 14, 2020

mexican rocking chair

Is when two people strip naked and one person sits in the chair and and shits on it. The female will then proceed to ride the man until the shit has all been evacuated from the grundle and rectal area.

Ami gave Anthony the good ol' MEXICAN ROCKING CHAIR.

by Master Bayter December 17, 2017

Mexican Cheese Farmer

A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.

"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"

by Smudgeeee September 22, 2009

Mexican Cock Fight

where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins

Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.

by John Hancokck October 26, 2013

mexican trunk muffin

The act of defecating in someone's trunk without their knowing.

I just pulled a Mexican Trunk Muffin in Jerod's car.

by jerbear85 May 16, 2016

mexican beach pebbles

Mexican beach pebbles are pebbles that come from the Mexican beaches. They come in thirty pounds and five pounds

Me: hey, let’s go get some Mexican beach pebbles
They: ur a fuckin loser

by TOUCHA MY SPAGET February 18, 2018