two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013
Get the two whole beers that nightmug. When u have sex with a female and cum inside of her on Saturday and she doesn’t clean her lady parts until Thursday, but she cleans it with your tongue.
by Fhsbdndhdbdndj December 11, 2018
Get the Thursday night steakmug. 
When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
Get the Saturday night pork pie expressmug. by Ñyçyñyçyñyçyñyçy July 26, 2025
Get the good nightmug. A shortened version of "goodnight." Typically shown when a person is a bitch, hates you, is annoyed, and/or is just being like that because they screw up too much.
by Taysom Hill November 25, 2022
Get the nightmug. by PapaTortilla April 24, 2024
Get the Darkest blackest night on the riverbedmug.