Smash Bros Minion

Can be defined as a player controlled character who assists in damage dealing but never wins. They usually lack poor finishing skills, but excel at evading. It's very common that they'll finish second place, but will have no kills. Key characters that make incredible minions are Kirby, Link and Donkey Kong. Kirby's floating skills make for excellent evasion techniques and will usually float over people and drop a brick on them just when they're about to finish an opponent near the ledge. Link being the most retarded character will always have his boomerang flying everywhere whilst summoning an endless stream of bombs from his incredibly large repository in his cape. It's important to note that Link is a very easy minion to kill as his stage re-entering abilities are next to nil. The last, and by far most rattling minion is Donkey Kong. While this character lacks evasion skills and fast smashes, he makes up for it with his suicide wind up punch and his scream inducing ability to pick up fellow players and walk off the ledge with them. The best way to combat a minion is to either fight back with the same characters, or choose a character with lightning fast movements. The best choices seem to be Fox with his rattling laser gun, or Kirby with his infuriating A+Down moves.

Sean and Curtis were having an epic fight until a Smash Bros Minion came in and ruined it by carelessly throwing a boomerang and 18 bombs in their general direction.

by Darkfire911 January 24, 2010

back burner bro

(noun) A back-burner bro, or BBB, is a relationship status whereas a woman is unsatisfied with her current man sexually, so she keeps another man "on the back burner" to keep herself satisfied, whilst maintaining an emotional relationship with the first. "Back burner bros" are by high correlation significantly better at having sex than their counterparts.

Girl 1:"How's the sex with Tony??!"
Girl 2:"It's really not as great as I was hoping it would be, but we still have a lot of fun together..."
Girl 1:"Sister, I know exactly what your going through, just get a back burner bro to keep on the side and you'll be much happier!

by negafrequency April 17, 2012

its everyday bro

earrape

Friend 1: plays its everyday bro
Friend 2: Shut that earrape off you b****

by 53rp3n7 July 18, 2018

east coast bro

impersonators of the west coast who are jealous

that east coast bro over there is such a tool

by riffraff1331311 May 8, 2010

Cool Story Bro

4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care

1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. Cool Story Bro

by Biohazard357 March 27, 2009

U Mad Bro?

A phrase commonly used in games in which one player is intentionally doing something in order to piss another off. This phrase is then repeated multiple times as a way of pissing off the offended player, causing them to want to reach through their screen and strangle the 10 year old kid on the other side and leaving the occasional gaping hole in one's computer, TV, etc. screen.

Offended: Dude, leave me alone.
Offending: U Mad Bro?
Offended: Seriously, leave me alone!
Offending: U Mad Bro?
Offended: Dude!
Offending: U Mad Bro? U Mad Bro? U Mad Bro?
Offended: GODDAMMIT!.

by BigFish April 2, 2013

True Story Bro

Used to defend against an impending cool story bro. Usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or faggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jackasses is effectively neutralized. (Often abbreviated as' tsb' when used in text)

Person A: I remember I was stuck in an elevator in freshman year with a claustrophobic chick who was panting the shit out of the elevator. Gave me the heeby jeebies. True story bro.

Person B: ...

by Tyrone24 September 30, 2010