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bob cratchit

A woman’s crotch. Crotch, cratch, cratchit, bob cratchit
Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”
by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018
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Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 14, 2015
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bob

We call that guy bob
by Your moms a wh0re January 24, 2020
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You haven't got a Bob Hope

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.
Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"
by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025
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bob

Dick: Hey did you know bob is a really nice guy
Dicksson: He sure is!
by SoppaSick September 27, 2019
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bob

She gives a good bob

Hun giver et godt bob
by blowbob November 1, 2018
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freak bob

a person who is referred to as freak bob implies they are the freakiest bob ever
damn that damn freak bob man
by gracie bell July 6, 2024
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