by bruh023498579238475 January 09, 2019
When you place your throbbing cock in between someone's testicles, as if you're getting titty fucked, and you thrust your penis within these balls until you climax.
Ivan with Overlooked ENT got nut fucked by Andy on this day in which we celebrate our Independence day. Bill Pullman, RIP!
by MythicalSausage! June 11, 2015
The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
by BooqueefiusMcFaggitron August 26, 2017
by Hiboipeepee February 02, 2021
John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"
Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"
Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"
by BoomerTank May 18, 2017