Ghosting

Why are all the men ghosting me!?

Hym "Why are they ghosting you... Well... You probably unknowingly violated the tenets of some YouTuber's faux- or quasi-religious dogma. So it's not really your fault. Now wait 😑🤚 Before you accuse me of committing the cardinal and unforgivable sin of fucking 'BLAMING somebody for something' and say I'm BLAMING YouTuber's, is it really even their fault if their inferior minds make rational thought an impossibility? Is it THEIR fault their defunct psyche led them to an incorrect conclusion?"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

Cat ghost

When something goes wrong

I had a bad day. Coffee spilled all over. It was the cat ghost.

by Chair forced biotch May 27, 2017

Basic Ghost

Basic Ghost is a male that will steal your man and most likely convert him to LGBTQ+

Basic Ghost is waiting for his time.

by Asguard the Bold May 15, 2023

ghost coffin

IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN

MAN TED FROM ACCOUNTING KEEPS HITTING ME WITH A NUTTY GHOST COFFIN.

by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 10, 2018

g-g-g-ghost

When you see a ghost but ur very scared :(

Person 1: yo whats that thing
Person 2: THATS A FUCKING GHOST
Person 1: g-g-g-GHOST!?

by mr fuckface 2.0 June 21, 2023

mf ghost

motherfucking ghost

1 kanata's in mf ghost, founded by ryosuke takahashi
2 he fucks ghosts???

by Youngboyonpornhub November 13, 2023

What the ghost

Another way of saying "what the hell". It originates from the Chinese slang 什么鬼 and it is typically used to expressing shock.

Person #1: Sorry, but you're fired.
Person #2: What the ghost? I've contributed so much to your company...

by HualianInventedLove October 26, 2021