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by Retrometro June 18, 2018
mugGet the Yomug.

can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
mugGet the can i put my ballz in yo jawmug.
I just burned you, what are you gonna do about it
Person1: u ugly
Person2: not as ugly as you! Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma

Person1: bruh
by Nubnoob9 February 27, 2023
mugGet the Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hammamug.

yo los cargo

I got them (cahones)!
Don’t be afraid for me, because “yo los cargo”…
~my Nano on his deathbed.
by QueeenGeee June 26, 2023
mugGet the yo los cargomug.

go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.
neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!
by OneArmJesus October 4, 2021
mugGet the go mulch yo selfmug.

Self Serve Bro-Yo

When a guy self sucks his own penis and finishes inside of his mouth.
He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.
by Oooo weeee May 20, 2018
mugGet the Self Serve Bro-Yomug.

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