by Curry Chips April 1, 2020

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”
by Corncakes March 29, 2025

by Gangstaha$$fool April 21, 2018

Top-D is a fictional character that represents "Andrew Tate" wearing a "D-class" branded orange jumpsuit. He is found within the SCP Fractured Reality. He is usually has a Cigar in his mouth, a katana on his back, an anomalous Mop, and Russian heavy armor. He is usually a Janitor for the SCP foundation, but if he gets angered. He will attempt to escape and gain his katana and kill the ones that pissed him off.
by Jerry Box July 21, 2023

Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018

by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024
