take note

it’s like what me and my friend are saying instead of “period” because that shit is getting old.

me: That guy is so hot

my friend: oml ik
me: i’m gonna fuck him take note

by pseudosciences only September 27, 2019

taking the Ollie

Pleading the Fifth.

Ever since matters totally "went North" in the Iran-Contra fiasco, it seems like every bleepin' congressman and other government official has started simply "taking the Ollie" whenever things start heating up in ol' da ethics department!

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

It takes a village

When a woman is having an orgy with five guys and all of them are dressed like a member of the village people

Susan knows “it takes a village” to have a good time but the Indian took it too far.

by David Gambrel June 17, 2022

take you down to the slaughter house

the slaughter house is a big oiled up booty shaking competition

gabe saporta: ll take you down to the slaughter house
kate: gladly 🤩

by chrismotionless February 11, 2023

Taking care of the men

Greg Fucking Mertz

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"

by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020

I'll take my question off the air

in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member

Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm

by mankthetank May 26, 2016

Taking the Mickey

Another way of saying taking the piss. This time, there's a Disney twist to it.

Goofy, you're Taking the Mickey!

by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025