taking an elvis

When you poop so hard you come close to passing out and dying.

Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!

by BirndneckBenjy February 24, 2018

Take ok

A slang used by arabs in israel to "approve"

-the price is 200₪...
- Take ok

by Sexyarabguy February 26, 2018

Ur Papa Takes Cocka

The ultimate insult, there is no coming back. Even more insulting than “ur mom gay”, “ur daddy lesbian”, and “Ur Granny Tranny” all combined

Boy 1: Ur mom gay
Boy 2: Ur daddy lesbian
Boy 1: Ur granny is tranny
Boy 2: Ur Papa Takes Cocka
*insert ear rape music*
*boy 1 dies from being humiliated*

by UrDaddyLesbian March 11, 2018

Are you brave enough to take this one?

This sentence is one of the most powerful to ever be created, when charging a devastating blow yell this sentence at your enemy to instantly immobilize them, if they move feel free to call them a Pussy for the rest of their life

A: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
B: "Haha lol, that attack is too slow, it won't

work against-"
A: "Are you brave enough to take this one?"
B: "Shit"
*"B" gets banished to the shadow realm*

by Unfunny Andrei March 15, 2018

take that and suck on it

a term defiantly used too much by teenage males. it is from jeffy, a puppet that does stupid stuff. it is basically saying to take whatever they are talking about and to suck on it. thats all. Sometimes used as a comeback.

"Your stupid" "your stupider, take that and suck on it"

by MARYLYNBUTTHOLE May 13, 2018

take a swing

to take a swing at someone/ somebody/ something

definition:

trying to attack sb./ sth. physically

Guy1: Ok, lets take a swing at these motherfuckers!

Guy2: Are you sure? Better run for it!

by Lugoluso March 5, 2017

Take the waddle off

Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

by little man87 July 9, 2016