Hugh Hefner is a tit monkey.
by T-Moneytitmonkey November 01, 2007
When you see a girl, but are only interested in sex, they become tits and a uterus, being the only important parts
by Wog_boy November 19, 2007
The smoothest thing known in human existence. Nothing rivals it's unequaled smoothness. It's main usage is to connote something supremely awesome by inferring that said awesome thing is even smoother.
"Holy balls, that guitar is smoother than liquid tits!"
"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."
"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."
by Smeg Thooney March 10, 2011
The stretchable/elastic flap of skin found between the testicles. The scrotum-tit, often used to choke bitches, has many other applications including drug transport and rain protection.
"My, your scrotum-tit is like Stretch Arm-Strong!"
by Starkeynipps February 25, 2008
a straight man who is more girly than a woman.
i.e
-reads cosmo
-buys eyelash curlers
-is into designer jeans
ect.
i.e
-reads cosmo
-buys eyelash curlers
-is into designer jeans
ect.
by fvazquez September 14, 2010
Tits that are either: very dry, are very callused, are rough or any combination of these. Desert tits are like sandpaper to the touch and can cause severe dehydration to all indulger's. You can compare the feeling of these tits to a rough leather jacket. These are not the tits you wanna be around.
"Dude, i hooked up with this chick last night"
"awe man how was it"
"dude she had desert tits, my face is raw as hell!"
"awe man how was it"
"dude she had desert tits, my face is raw as hell!"
by R-Beezy January 05, 2008