by If you see this I’m alive December 10, 2018
by Reliable Definition Guver April 29, 2024
The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm
I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm
by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025
A legal document that authorizes law enforcement officials to search for evidence of non-conformist or dissident behavior, often justified by vague or arbitrary criteria such as "suspicious activity" or "potential threat" to public safety.
Typically used by authoritarian regimes to suppress dissent and maintain control over the population.
The use of special deviation conduct warrants is a clear violation of civil liberties and human rights and undermines the principles of democracy and free speech.
Typically used by authoritarian regimes to suppress dissent and maintain control over the population.
The use of special deviation conduct warrants is a clear violation of civil liberties and human rights and undermines the principles of democracy and free speech.
The special deviation conduct warrant is a horrible thing to think about and pray doesn't happen to your country.
by Me Roboto April 17, 2023
An improvised shotgun typically forged from scrap metal and intended for a single engagement. Shinzo Abe Specials take after so-called Saturday Night Specials, which are shitty D-tier handguns fulfilling their analogous roles.
Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.
Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.
Kenzo: Yo! I heard the Prime Minister of Brazilistan got shot!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!
by EternalSoldier December 04, 2024
by 150thefatass January 12, 2025
After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.
The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.
by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023