manipal syndrome

A common affliction in South India, named after students attending schools in the city of Manipal. It is an acquired syndrome characterized by poor health, dementia, depression, laziness, copious ingestion of any available substance (alcohol to vitamins), avoidance of normal adult life activities. Individuals suffering from the syndrome grow backwards mentally and physically. The only known cure is leaving the city with a degree, which is actually a pristine, vividly green, and beautiful tropical town. Supportive therapy involves abstinence and exercise.

That dudes had Manipal syndrome since '98 and its slowly eating away at his brain.

by whathappenedtothatbird September 8, 2011

Cracked Syndrome

Cracked Syndrome: what happens when a popular website with it's own original content features comics, articles, or videos from other sites. The featured content is the worst of the victim site's content, either done by the host site on purpose in order to make their content better, or, in rare cases, because they actually like what they're featuring.

Originates from Cracked.Com who seem to host the worst of the 'White Ninja' and the 'Daisy Owl' comics, completely turning their readers off from both series'.

Well, the last minute was pretty much uneeded, but the actual sketch was good. Judging by the comments though, this already has Cracked Syndrome.

by Koth April 30, 2009

butthead syndrome

when someone drinks coffee and a best friend drinks it 2

andrew drank his coffee and dear had a sip and andrew said u gave me butthead syndrome

by drew n dear October 19, 2007

Kyle Syndrome

1. A syndrome which, for some bizzare reason unknown to man, causes one to drool uncontrollably

2. A form of cancer and down syndrome combined that inevitably lead to drooling

"Yo Kyle, you have Kyle Syndrome"

"Kyle, stop drooling!!"

by I am the ASS December 29, 2007

gordon syndrome

easily affected by alcohol. often results are highly un-desirable

"uve got aids cunt u fuked elle, you suffer from the gordon syndrome" said kenyan

by gordo_syphillus August 11, 2006

Saskatchewan Syndrome

The effects of staying in Canada's most boring province for too long. Symptoms may include: Nausea, Boredom, Obesity, Severe headaches,Excessive fido fornication, and in severe cases losing your mind completley. Can be cured by moving somewhere populated, more exciting or beautiful

Doctor: Hmm, you say that he has been living in Regina for two months now? That explains it...I'm sorry M'am, your son has Saskatchewan Syndrome. I think if you want to cure him...move him somewhere very populated.

by Justine_Hawley March 2, 2009

Caveman Syndrome

Either chronic or situational, caveman syndrome causes the victim to have the need to shit almost continuously. While diarrhea is more commonly an immediate and short-lived (for the lucky ones) experience, caveman can be describe properly as multiple fecal instances spread more or less evenly throughout the day. Caveman syndrome is predominantly exuded by those with a fast metabolism.

Guy 1: Damn, I've had to shit like 10 times today, but none have been satisfying!

Guy 2: Caveman syndrome for sure.

Guy 1: I gotta shit again.

by Captain Slippyfist October 20, 2010