Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.

"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"

by DonBear October 22, 2025

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I have to see a man about a sandwich

A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.

After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".

by Hugh Jasphart June 23, 2022

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Sherwood Sandwich

Unexpectantly Cross Checking your opponent in the teeth with your hockey stick

After numerous hacks to the back of my legs. I fed that son of a bitch a Sherwood Sandwich

by Stucifer April 4, 2009

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Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023

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compliment sandwich

When an insult is softened by placing a compliment before and after.

That jerk Jason gave me a real compliment sandwich. He was like “I’m so happy we’re finally hanging out. You must be really comfortable around me to show up with your hair like that. Only a natural beauty could pull of that just-rolled-out-of-bed look.

by DonutDilla April 7, 2022

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