blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

by Vinderex May 21, 2018

dog sandwich

its just a foot job

damn dude i got a dog sandwich last night

by swazey train April 02, 2024

San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.

The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.

by Duke of NY September 13, 2019

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker February 28, 2016

Skib Sandwich

A skib sandwich consists of two slices of bread with skib in between. Often served with a side of sigma beans.

Bro 1: Aww bro I'm mad hungry right now I could go for a fresh skib sandwich!

Bro 2: Yooo my mouth is waterfall just thinking about one...

by TinnyJam January 28, 2025

Sandwich ass nigga

A person whom is both; Fat and over weight, as well as soft and bitch-made.

That Nigga Liam is a real Sandwich ass Nigga under pressure! I always need to bail him out during matches!

by El Niño VP February 05, 2024

Mam sandwich

Hey mam can I have a sandwich in 2 words mam sandwitch

Hello can I have a mam sandwich

by Zayz March 19, 2021