5 second rule

when you fart really loud if someone can't spank you in 5 seconds they can't spank you after that
oops i farted really loud now I gotta run around so the 5 second rule will take place
by Dragoon 1337 April 10, 2005
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swamp donkey rules

1. a way of life, being Self-destructive, going into every thing blindly like a big dumb moose, without looking into or being prepared physically or mentally
if you blindly run across a high-way with out looking some hondas going to run you over. you should stop living life by swamp donkey rules
by 4nhilux April 14, 2009
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5 second rule

when you drop something (usually food) you have five seconds to pick it up or you no longer can eat it.
whenever i drop food on the floor, i use the five second rule so i can still eat it.
by Maleaya July 10, 2004
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Yep, I accept the rules and agreements... yeah...
by UDawesome August 07, 2010
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willbur soots ylyl rules

Rule #1 No Boomers

Rule #2 No Zoomers

Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)

Rule #4 No Marvel Stans

Rule #5 Stan Loona

Rule #6 No KPop

Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK

Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before

Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit

Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5

Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny
what is the ylyl rules?

willbur soots ylyl rules are,
Rule #1 No Boomers

Rule #2 No Zoomers

Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)

Rule #4 No Marvel Stans

Rule #5 Stan Loona

Rule #6 No KPop

Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK

Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before

Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit

Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5

Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny
by apple keifer October 13, 2020
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Sunday Sleep-In Rule

The law that proclaims that all people are forbidden from sleeping in past 9:00 AM on a Sunday. Despite the fact that people often stay up very late on Saturday, they are not to sleep in on Sunday to catch up on their rest. The reason for this is if one sleeps until 1:00 PM on Sunday they will likely not be able to fall asleep until a minimum of 12-14 hours later - meaning that they will then be very overtired for an early Monday morning of work.
1: Man, that's like your fourth cup of coffee this morning!

2: Yeah, I didn't get nearly enough sleep last night...

1: Really, why?

2: I slept in until 12:30 PM yesterday and then couldn't fall asleep until 2:30... then I had to get up a quarter past 6.

1: Ouch. Well, that's what you get for violating the Sunday Sleep-In Rule.
by Yankees Suck Yankees Suck October 17, 2010
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First Rule of Fight Club

First Rule of Fight Club, don't talk about Fight Club.
Fight Club is something you never talk about. Why? Because it is the first rule of Fight Club.
by Oz101010101001010 November 29, 2008
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