Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

Pants

Something that covers your bollocks. And if you're American, then get on your cheeseburgers and get to fuck.

I have pants to cover my bollocks

by NameManWhoMakesNames May 18, 2018

Shit mah pants

An expression used when you fucked up, or see something amazing that nobody can explain.

oh shit mah pants

by MagicPotatoe33 April 10, 2018

cock pants

when your cock is so long, it goes down your pants

i have a cock pants all the time.

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

Hamburger Pants

A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.

Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023