Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
by Brosketti May 5, 2020

by Myell98 July 21, 2018

September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.
by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023

A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.
by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.
Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
by lbdub March 16, 2022

Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.
Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual
Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual
Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
by Miss misery November 4, 2022

by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021
