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Middle School Relationship

A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.
by VezinaIgor31 September 24, 2022
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Middle School

A truly traumatizing experience. Everyone acts like headless troglodytes. Worst 3 years of my life. Literally hell unless your #relatable and actually have real friends
Oh, that poor fifth grader is coming to our middle school next year
by Barthalamule is my son April 9, 2020
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paul revere middle school

Paul Revere Middle School: Hell of a walk from the entrance to the gym so good luck if you have H lockers and expect lots of tardys :))
There’s writing on the bathroom stalls and people vape in the bathroom all the time
Basically the ideal american public middle school experience
by definitionar August 10, 2021
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Laguna Middle School

A middle school that looks like a fucking prison filled with sluts and rich ass bitches. There's no dress code so you never know what ur gonna see. And a kid got caught smoking weed and taking drugs and got expelled.

Laguna Middle School is not where u wanna be unless ur that one hot ass rich kid that gets all the bitches. Even then it will still suck. Ur bitch will just go around and fuck every guy.
AMS kids: What school do you go to?
Me: Laguna Middle School
AMS: Laguna Middle School sucks ass. It's a fucking prison. Are u the rich kid who gets the bitches?
Me: Nah I'm the poor kid who takes pics in the locker room
AMS: 😱
by thatonefuckingbozo October 6, 2022
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Woodland Middle School

Woodland Middle School (in Arabic: مدرسة وودلاند المتوسطة) is a Jihadist terrorist-owned hostage camp located in central Syria. All operations in the camp are headed by Jihad former head Tinuuki Fraankiiyah (in Arabic: طنوك فرانكييه)
Hostages who misbehave or try to escape are famously dropped from the roof in a bag and stoned to death.
Inside the building, hostages are heavily guarded, attacked and killed. Conflicts can sometimes result in infighting.

Being the largest standing terrorist building in Syria, an estimated 2,800,000 people have been killed by Jihad members since 1990.

Several unsucessful raids on the location by the United States Military have been conducted since 1965. The latest raid was conducted in 2021.
The building is also supposedly a weapons storage center and may have tight connections with Syria's central government.
US Journalist: How many hostages did you kill at Woodland Middle School?
Former Jihadist: 157.
by tajiknationalist1312 December 29, 2023
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Pierce middle school

a middle school in Waterford Michigan with a bunch of wanna be drug dealers and is the definition of hell, everyone thinks they are ghetto, emo, dark goth or gangster and they bathrooms are always closed because of vapers 👎 this school needs immediate help!
Pierce middle school needs new teachers and help
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Holicong Middle School

Literally a prison. Thick concrete walls. Shit, prison-grade food. A joke of a HVAC system. The teachers could not care less about being there. Students often goon in class, tis the only way to enjoy school.

There are like 4 fucking n... black kids at the school. Racial diversity is equivalent to the fables you read in 7th grade.

Every kid there thinks they are "tuff" for being 90 pounds soaking wet and huffing cancer chemicals. Not to mention the fags who vape in school, can't you wait?

Homophobia is everywhere. This is not a critique.

Principal literally looks like Mein Fuhrer (Adolf Hitler) & rules the school like him too.

-69/420 - Would rather hang myself
"Have you ever been to Holicong Middle School"?

"No what's it like"?

"Nigga balls"
by ShillyIsANigger May 6, 2024
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