I Got Robbed!

Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".

Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"

by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013

i am a idiot

Ok then. I now

I am a idiot
Yes you are

by Firewarior03 August 16, 2017

I VOTE COMMUNISM

IF YOU DO NOT SAY THIS 12 TIMES A DAY PAPA STALIN WILL SEND YOU TO GULAG!

Person: I VOTE COMMUNISM!
Papa Stalin: dà comraide

by Celticblobfish! September 10, 2018

I Show The Meat

"I Show The Meat" is a famous lyric from the song "IShowMeat" made by famous YouTuber IShowSpeed's Dad. This song was created and released in the YouTube account "Daddy Speed", as now it has been a growing song over the last few weeks.

I Show The Meat (Meat) TO MAKE YOU FEEL COMPLETE!!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 18, 2023

I JUST MORBED

what you say when you commit 'morb'

guys im sorry but
I JUST MORBED

by i just morbed June 5, 2022

I Swear to FUCK

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly

Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

I shit you not

A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.

You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!

Them: I shit you not! It's a state!

You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.

Them: You're shitting me.

You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022