douche bag

someone who is to cool for school.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.

that kid such a douche bag for ditching us

by Charles Dodgeson April 12, 2009

douche bag

My brother Jaron Bennett
he is a complete retard and full of doucheness

jaron likes it anal and likes douche bags

by mr douche himself Jaron September 9, 2009

douche bag

Habbo Hotel User. QED.

Person1: fuck that guy is a douche bag!
Person2: Yea i bet he even plays Habbo Hotel
Person1: Definately.

by lenswipe April 13, 2008

Douche Cake

1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.

2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.

1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."

2. "You are such a douche cake."

by I am B August 1, 2007

douche-dad

A stepdad whose actions resemble douchebaggery.

Xavier: Hey, why isn't Rick at the party tonight?
Ferdinand: His douche-dad told him to clean the gutters again. What a prick.

by daisyVonDoom March 18, 2011

douche-tard

An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded.

Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.

by Calibri December 6, 2011

douche buster

when you bust some one being a douche bag.

Adam showed his douche buster skills when, he nailed Shawn being a douche.

by fredd123 October 2, 2007