Vali of Death

A bold bastard that dreams big but procrastinates hard, tends to do idiotic things like challenge runs in video games
usually knows a lot about topics he doesn't even have interest in, enjoys history and watches video essays for games he doesn't play. Vali of Death is usually very different in real life.
yeah, I know a Vali of Death he's an idiot.
by Vali of Death September 16, 2021
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Death Tears

When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
by Nickell_Pickell May 19, 2016
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Death By Masturbation

Random Person 1 : Did You Hear That Phil Died Due To Masturbating!

Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.
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death douche

Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.
- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.
by PlugYourBlogDotCom September 07, 2017
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death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.
I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.
by ultralamefest November 08, 2017
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death glare

look of death, also to be affiliated with death stare. but a glare is not a stare, so it's a death stare on a short period.
Aaron: i really love KFC
chicken: *death glare*
Swahili Bastardizations: wow man look at that chicken death glaring at u
Aaron: WE NEED TO GET TF OUTTA HERE!
chicken army: *death glare*
just a nigga with a rocketlauncer: Don't worry boys i got this
and they lived happily ever after...
by don't use your real name twat January 09, 2017
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Death drought

When a form of entertainment known for killing off characters, typically a television show, goes a long period of time without any character deaths.
by Dead character April 02, 2018
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