Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.

“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”

by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023

urban cookie

When a homeless person takes a dump on the street and doesn't cover it up.

"Watch out, Billy-Bob! Don't step in that urban cookie!!"

by deos February 10, 2014

Cookie

Depends..

1.cookie that you eat
2.cookie that you 'eat' or lick :>

1.The cookie in the cafeteria is delicious!
2.Put this cookie right in your face-Cardi v

by Bichgetyouruglyassoopaloompass October 13, 2020

Cookie Tier List Day

National Cookie day is a Holiday that was originated by an Aztec warrior named Wammu Sir Pillarlot in 300 AC. On this day people must celebrate by ranking their favorite cookies on a tier list.

This Holiday has lost popularity over the years until the early 2000s when a group of German teenagers has brought this holiday back to life and is now popular again.

I can’t wait until Cookie Tier List Day!

Let’s rank cookies on Cookie Tier List Day!

by Omniorb March 12, 2024

cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)

kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo

by Ricky randall August 5, 2025

cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop August 5, 2016

Cookies

Head

Girl:do you want some cookies?

Boy:yes please!

by Joe mama62 April 28, 2022