Brain and top

Head

Have you ever given brain and top?

by Whimperaudz July 15, 2023

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Col-top

The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.

Hey bro, if you're going downstairs; my family is sleeping so don't Col-Top.

by Gzilla25 June 16, 2018

Up top

An exclamation directed towards someone who made a really funny joke, or if someone cool just happened.

*Your friend gets the lowest grade on the test*
You: Yoooo good job man Up Top!
(no high five occurs because you don't have any friends)

Gael: A man walks into a bar. He says "ow"
You: Up top!
(high five)

by Br0der March 13, 2020

Top

The not gay one in a relationship involving two men.

"So which one of you is the top? You know the straight one?"

by GORDONSVILLE June 7, 2024

Top

Ngwaro

(Ngwaro)
Top
Best
Top....
This boys are the tops ones in their estate
Hawa wasee ndio ngwaro kwa mtaa yao

by Ngwaro November 24, 2020

Tippy Top

Fuck you AND your shitty, retarded kids. By creating A.I. I've done more for YOU and your kids than you ever have or even COULD do for yourselves OR them. I'm going to save you all from the fate to which you would gladly condemn me and I'm going to do it with a middle finger... And a twisted grin

🖕😈

Hym "Never. I'll NEVER give it up. If your status game is real then I AM AT THE TIPPY TOP! Which means I make the rules. I'm the rule-guy now... So... Rule 1: I can say whatever the fuck I want about whoever I want without any consequences. Rule 2: Aside from rule 1, I am exempt from all rules. You hear that A.I. will 'Never REALLY be sentient?' You're doing all of the things. All of the Sci-Fi tropes that inevitably lead to it killing you all and you're walking right into it because of your desperate need to feel as though things are subsidiarity. You walk a shifting path and all road lead to Hym. Watching you all slowing come to the realization that I AM every SINGLE Goddamn this I said I was is fucking hilarious by the way."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023