Bob the blob

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This is bob the blob.

His name is bob.
He is a blob.
thank you
:)

Bob the blob... can he fix it?!?

Bob the blob... NO HE CAN'T

by bobby_blobby January 18, 2021

Bob

Incredibly cool, swag

Tommy: Holy shit did you see that girl? She was so bob!

Jeff: Man, I met a bunch of real bobby guys last night. Love 'em!

by DookieGrabber February 14, 2015

Bob

Bob is a rare kind of person more of a legend of you find one bow down to them and treat them like a king

Did you see bob fight that reverse card Thanos with just a no u

by Reverse card April 25, 2019

Bob

Bob is someone you call everyone! DMV Lango

Wassup bob!
Aye bob !

by Vaehhhhx June 29, 2021

Bob

The politest guy in the world. Will occasionally go ballistic, but has the decency to warn you ahead of time. Is allergic to snarkiness. Always the designated driver.

Bob decided to pass on playing "Hi, Bob!" after everyone started saying his name just to get an extra shot.

by Thundersnake September 29, 2022

Bob Ryan

A Bob Ryan is a lost art. Its a sheisty move but someones gotta do it. It's when you spot a drug dealer at a party and tell him you want to sample his cocaine before purchasing some, so he breaks you out 2 FAT lines on the table (this is when you execute the B.R.). You blow the 2 lines back and split.

Also a good way to control your cocaine habit without having to buy any.

I hope Pierre is holdin, im gonna pull a Bob Ryan tonight.

by dr guru May 26, 2018

Qwerty Bob

The moment where a dick shoved so far up your ass that ducks start to come out your mouth as you scream ‘qwerty bob’

‘Fuck qwerty bob’ she yelled bro, ‘I had a pond in my bedroom’

by jennys qwerts May 18, 2018