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Get the Bamboo Beating mug.The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
Get the beat-off baguette mug.a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023
Get the im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat mug.What you say when someone does or says something rude, insulting, or crude to another person. Can also be used when something terrible happens.
Cass: "Fuck you, man! You suck!"
Jacqui: "Awww.."
Anthony: "Harsh beats."
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Cass: "I broke my leg in a terrible skiing accident. I fell into a tree well and broke it in 17 places."
Jacqui: "Harsh beats."
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Jacqui: "Awww.."
Anthony: "Harsh beats."
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Cass: "I broke my leg in a terrible skiing accident. I fell into a tree well and broke it in 17 places."
Jacqui: "Harsh beats."
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