Sam

sexy ass motherfucker he is the most hot , funny, and attractive guy ever. Every girl wants his massive peen and it would be and honor to be fucked by him

Look at that hot, muscular, sexy man over there he looks jus like a sam

by SamKessinger February 21, 2020

Sam

Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

“Sam is gay”
“We been knew”

by StrangersFromTheOutside November 23, 2021

sam

sam is a girl who enjoys and loves food!

she hopes one day she can marry food.

sam likes food.

by thebestfoodieintown March 31, 2019

Sam

My best friend

Sam is a good person

by Vtyuvubyvuby October 31, 2019

Sam

Looks like Bobby Hill. The smartest dude you'll ever meet. He's adorable with his mannerisms. He's a redneck but not the yee-yee kind. He's mean sometimes but in a funny way. Will do anything for 5 dollars. Loves Metallica. Claims he's black bc of his black cousin.

Stfu Sam, you suck ass at 8 ball. I AM THE GD QUEEN.

by INeedToPeeNow November 14, 2021

Sam

Sick boi

girl: Sam is a sick boi i wanna kiss him so bad. Other girl: yeah i know

by 🤬🤬🤬🤬 March 5, 2022

Sam

Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.

That damned Sam is an interesting lne

by squelch is lord November 29, 2019