Jesus

The Son of God who saved the world
"Jesus is my best friend."
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A popular pornstar, know for his world class blowjobs.
"Jesus can give a mean blowjob. He blew that man's dick right off with the power of god".
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Guy 1: I can’t change :(
Guy 2: Jesus can change you💅
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He is Jesus
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JESUS

A person who is incredibly nice and kind in many ways, often associated with God or Jesus Christ. This person is likely to be successful and far from boring. They always know how to keep people engaged and are known by a lot of people. They carry themselves with royalty and dignity, showing warmth and wisdom in everything they do.
“Man, that guy is so Jesus-like—he’s always helping people and spreading positivity wherever he goes.”
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Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.
How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.
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romans 10:9 says “because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”
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