War Tourist

War Tourist: A war tourist is typically a middle-aged, middle- or upper-class male from the West a individual who, in a modern-day midlife crisis, seeks excitement beyond ordinary holiday experiences. They venture into conflict zones and war-torn countries for the thrill and unique experiences, often relishing the danger. Sometimes, they even attempt to join local military efforts. This new form of tourism can lead to significant consequences, including legal repercussions, accusations of terrorism, and the risk of being kidnapped, tortured, or even dying. They may return home with souvenirs such as bullets, shrapnel, or even human remains. War tourists prefer these intense experiences over typical holidays and often proudly share their stories and souvenirs.

Lee: Frank, I was watching the news the other day, and there was this bloke who goes to war-torn countries on holiday, just to watch wars. LOL

Frank: Yeah, Bruv, I think that’s the new trend, nowadays? War tourism! These posh blokes get bored with their fancy five-star hotels and decide, why not head into a warzone instead LOL for a bit of a kick

Lee: I reckon Bruv, and then they come back showing off their souvenirs—bullets, shrapnel, pieces of human bones.

Frank: These sick fuckers these war tourists, Bruv

Lee: init bruv LOL

by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025

Nuclear War

Nuclear war is historical event in human history that is defined by the fact that it was deserved. And as person, writing this beforet he event i want to say it was fucking deserved. and it was a good thing you guys suck and you are reason why i am misanthrope
i hate your fake religion and your lies nuclear war was good overall

Zoomer 1: NOOOOOOOOOO BUT EVERYONE DIED
Me: Actial;ly, nuclear war is good for health
Zoomer 2 (Female voice): NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT AAAAH

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t December 21, 2025

War-torn Bowl

The act of depositing such a violent despicable defecation that the remnants left behind in the toilet bowl are best described as resembling the towns villages and hamlets that have succumbed to mortar fire artillery and other types of military activities that have taken place leaving nothing behind but scattered remains shrapnel and many ruined lives.

Rodney : Damn bro Lauren really destroyed my hallway bathroom, after I managed to meander through the foul stench all that was left was the smoking War-torn Bowl.

Jane : Maggie my husband did a wretched thing this morning.. he blew up our bathroom so bad I don't think I'll ever be able to sit on the toilet again knowing what took place in there, that War-Torn bowl will never be the same.

by Rybread93 January 15, 2025

War room

A room where you sip johnnie walker By yourself with him. preferrably with tristan tate after studying him

That night sippin the fucking johnnie walker, in the War room, by myself with him.

by Slimeball evil frank January 15, 2025

War Crimes

Crimes committed during a war/Crimes that caused a war, and definitely not what I committed on 09/14/2024 at 11:42 pm

bro did you just commit war crimes

dawg don't blow my cover

by md55.offical January 16, 2025

Raw is War

When juices from your butt are acidic and cause your butt hole to be itchy and sore for days, sometimes prompting the use of Vaseline or Neosporin. Not to be confused with the weekly WWF (WWE) programming that aired weekly on Monday nights in the 90s.

“Man, my butt is raw is war today”. Jeremy explained.

“Like the old WWF programming?” Asked Alan.

“Kinda, butt stinkier” explained Jeremy.

by Mr Moped 1979 January 23, 2025

Joost Klein war criminal charges

A word for comparison or smth (ambatukam)

Man, this song sucks. Joost Klein war criminal charges are better than this

by ambatron911 January 25, 2025