Tom Holland

One gorgeous MAN who deserves the world along with all quacksons. His a smol bean that must be protected but at the same time can burst any and all ovaries.
Is that a angel from the heavens?! No, that's Tom Holland!
by fandommess December 31, 2018
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Tom

Mother fucking simp, but everyone is scared of him!! Hottest guy in the school, plays footy and probably smokes.
Does Tom have a girlfriend?

Idk I’d be too scared to talk to him!
by Can ableism September 14, 2021
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Tom Brady

My man really hatched out of an egg.
by ShaquelleOatmeal July 31, 2021
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Tom-foolery

The behavior of a "Black" person who is excessively deferential to white people or complicit in white oppression, often for personal gain or social acceptance.
"Attending Trump’s second inauguration wasn’t just a bad look—it was straight-up Tom-foolery."

or

"Dating preferences are personal, but when someone exclusively dates white partners while disparaging Black women, that starts to look like Tom-foolery."

or

"There’s a difference between making a living in adult entertainment and actively feeding into racist tropes. Performing under a name like ‘Mandingo’ or engaging in race-play content that glorifies slavery-era fantasies? That’s not just exploitation—that’s Tom-foolery."
by Shit-Talker February 12, 2025
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tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.
why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.
by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021
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Tom nieb

An absolute machine bred and produced in Stoke on Trent This weapon thinks of the word physics amd just scissor kicks or into the cosmos

Give him a toilet seat and he will find a way to go upside down with it
Oi Tom nieb is a pleb
by Boothy69 November 9, 2023
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Tom

The best guy you will ever meet in your entire life he will make you the happiest and show you ur true potential. tom will always listen and be there for you no matter the situation he is the best boyfriend 1 could ask for so if you find yourself a tom make it worthwhile because he will treat you with perfection he can always bring a smile to your face and can be quite kinky. He is really funny n cute but doesn’t realise how lovely he is, he also over thinks a lot of things and when he has you he is letting u go and he will love you millions xox
Isn’t that tom so perfect

Yeah true I wish I had a tom
by Somiafaw February 9, 2020
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