Sam

A strong man who can carry tables for other girls and tells their whole life story to a video call.

Look at that guy his a sam

by bvhvhbvjhvghv November 30, 2020

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023

Sam Hansen

This girl Sam Hansen is someone like no other. All she does is hit straight up clingers over the fence. However she’s still the best big dawwwg.

All Sam hansen does is hit clingers.

by Tooties April 23, 2019

Sam Marriott

An extremely sexy, confident, sporty, funny individual. Word originates from ancient Mayan prophecies.

Doesn't Sam Marriott look sexy today?!?

by im not sure really November 10, 2013

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

Sam Lukens

The act of shaving without water, shaving cream, or any type of body wash.

Pull a Sam Lukens!

by here2cheer June 29, 2010

Sam

The fruitiest, palest, skinniest mfs you'll ever meet, if you can get passed his fucking attitude

K: "Hey man do you want Sam to come over?"

Casper: "nah fuck that nigga."

by Itsmeidkwhotho June 22, 2022