i have no money

when you are absolutely fucking money-less, nothing, no moo-lah, nothing at all and yer name is josh oates min

skinto sir: said josh oates min

i have no money

by superinfinity February 9, 2017

I purple you

Kim taehyung "I LUV U

"SUGA I PURPLE YOU"

by niki pavlo March 19, 2022

Aegon I Targaryen

The first lord of the Seven Kingdoms, known as Aegon the Conqueror, the founder of the long lasting Targaryen dynasty and the rider of Balerion the Black Dread.

"Together with his sisters, Visenya and Rhaenys, and their dragons, Vhagar and Meraxes, Aegon I Targaryen subdued six of the Seven Kingdoms, successfully resisted only by Dorne."

by Dany'sDragons February 9, 2018

I want to die

A thing you can such up in google and it will tell you there is help, like no fucking shit... would have NEVER guessed

P1; I want to die
Google; Their is help, ca-
P1; SHUT UP IF I WANTED HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED

by CumSlayer February 22, 2022

i will in me fuck

I can absolutely state that I will never be doing what you just asked me to do. In fact if you keep asking me I might just do the opposite.

Dad: Billy can you take out the rubbish to the bin.

Billy: I will in me fuck.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

i smell good

The saying of ms. piggy in "It's everydaybro"

YEAH I SMELL GOOD, IS THAT YOUR BOY'S COLGNE?

by La’Taniana’Bo’Vanashrianiquali November 24, 2017

I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021