pussy bumper

The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.

My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".

by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008

textbook pussy

When a woman's pussy looks so perfect, it looks like you're looking at a textbook version.

"Man, I went down on her last night and I couldn't stop looking at her perfect plump pussy. She got a textbook pussy."

by pussssym December 17, 2011

horse pussy

The female equivolent of a small penis. A large and loose vagina. As undesireable amongst the male population as a 3 inch penis is to the female population.

Man, that girl from last night would have been a perfect 10 if it wasn't for her horse pussy! She had the biggest meat curtains I have ever seen. When I first saw it I thought it was a bulldog chewing on mayonaise!

by Nosam October 8, 2007

large pussy

An excuse a man gives when he has a small cock and is fucking a woman with a normal size pussy.

Sex would feel better for us if you didn't have such a large pussy,huge vagina.

by James Burn September 14, 2008

turn-pussy

n. An automobile driver that does not perform a left hand turn unless an excessive amount of space is provided in traffic.

That turn-pussy kept me from making it through that green light!

by some-body September 28, 2006

trophy pussy

A girl you date not so much for the personalitly but of her hottness

Damn look at that trophy pussy I bet she can take it like champion.

by R. Lewis July 17, 2007

Golden Pussy

The golden pussy is a women's vagina that is valuable and is not easily attained. She is beautiful inside and out, values herself and therefore men need to work for it. Possibly after the 10th date she will give it up if a man makes it to that many.

A lot of men are after her golden pussy, but few will get it.

by MissGold July 1, 2011