She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."
He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."
He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."
by poopsterbot January 18, 2019
When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.
Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.
Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.
Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.
by Darklordbunnies May 20, 2022
a term that originated with people that ride horses, since you are supposed to brush them and groom them after a workout; now used to refer to the way a promiscuous woman looks
That overpainted middle-aged hussy looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.
by Winsi June 19, 2004
When Lillie, a character a game called Pokémon Sun & Moon states that her skirt got wet while it was raining on Exeggutor Island.
by Someonewhosbetterthenyou April 10, 2017
When a woman usually looks older than her actual age. Usually a result of drinking, smoking and screwing all night, then going to work at the factory the next day.
Oh my God! Wanda sure looks like she's been Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet. I wouldn't bang her with my dog's dick!
by NoFussRuss June 29, 2006
To use in a situation where it's embarrassing, awkward or a problem that went downhill or regret and you should've coped with it.
by Coco_heehee March 22, 2019
describes having completed difficult or harsh, unrelenting work; it refers to the poor care of horses;
the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning
the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning
I just finished a 12 hour shift. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule
These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule
by almost doctor April 16, 2014