cheese meese

A Cheese Meese is a person who can't stop eating cheese, therefore being a Cheese Meese. You can tell if some body is a Cheese Meese if they eat cheese in cereal and on toast and for dinner on their potatoes and chicken.

Man 1: yo man whats up
man 2: yo momma
man 1. oh shut up you cheese head
man 2. at least i dont eat cheese on cereal
man 1. oh shut up asshole
man 2. fuck you ya cheese meese
man 1. *crys*

by sup ma nig May 6, 2009

cheese dick

Alternate for Dickhead. Cheese Dick refers to persons from the upper midwest of nordic decent. Cheese head becomes Cheese Dick. This also applys to dim-witted Minnesotans as well. You betcha!

Hey Guido, can you believe that cheesedick just stopped to let me fuck him outta this parking space?

Instead of saying move it buddy this cheesedick says"excuse me".

These cheesedicks never stop talkin' about nothin'.

by rodz June 10, 2005

palm-cheese

A cheesy fungal buildup usually on most video gaming controllers, computer mouse, keyboards or handles. This is indicative and/or caused by sweaty, dirty palms playing or holding onto the device for a prolonged period of time. It normally appears in the fastening seams, embedded into rubber grips or along the seams of pushbuttons.

After playing Joe's favorite video game for sixteen straight hours, the palm-cheese was so thick you could spread it onto a cracker.

by Alan with an Eh May 31, 2006

cheese poof

a gus word, not meaning poof of cheese. it is simple cheese in poofed form

That is so cheese poof!

by Sarah February 19, 2004

grilled cheese

a grilled cheese sandwich

Don't you have anything better than half a grilled cheese?

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2011

brick of cheese

obscene block, or curd of cheese. Tasty when microwaved, very good on toast

I was hungry, so i thought id heat up a BRICK OF CHEESE!... i need my cheeese

by michael dixon March 20, 2004

Chocolate Cheese

A man ejaculate's in his partner's asshole, puts in a buttplug, then removes it after 24 hours and then eat's his partner's ass.

"I tried to give my girlfriend a Chocolate Cheese, but she had to take a dump the next morning and all my effort went down the drain."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018