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Retarded bastard

Probably our much younger siblings or family.
And Jake Paul's fans.
Guy1: My little sister is a Retarded bastard.
Guy2: I did not ask
Guy1: Sorry.
by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022
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RETARDED

Someone who is fucking stupid an iq below 70 most likely in the negative. Can also it can be a adjetive for a verb Example:"
"You dont make cake in the microwave jimmy! Thats retarded"
by THE ULTIMATE DECISION maker February 14, 2019
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Blind Retard

The superintendent is such a blind retard, she doesn’t know when to cancel school
by 6ix 9ine is daddy November 11, 2019
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Fucked Retarded

When sexual intercourse is performed by the Dom/Top so well the Sub/Bottom starts to lose control of their muscles, thoughts and motor functions. They start losing their mind and aren’t even able to perform a normal sentence. They start losing the ability to use their other 4 senses from the unbearable pleasure and left spent, exhausted, physically drained and satisfied to, and beyond the point they expected or wanted and hardly able to walk if at all. Likely needing a wheelchair

Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.
Michael lured her in and fucked the poor woman retarded. She had to take time off work to recover.

I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.
by Anonymous 20000000000000 February 5, 2022
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Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.
by theSeth May 21, 2019
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Extraphysical Retardation

A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".
That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.
by lnjwzqhi June 17, 2022
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sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"
by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020
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