molly cock

The inability to obtain an erection when under the influence of Molly.

I was going to have sex at the party, but I suddenly had molly cock.

by VoodooChild August 5, 2014

Cock fight

A fight where males try out the fencing sport but with meat swords.

A: What happened last night at the dojo?
B: Nothing really. Dave and John were just having a cock fight.

by ChaoticPro March 3, 2021

Cock Mongrol

-n
A person, usually female, who loves penis so much, they can not go for long periods of time without sucking one or fucking one. A tell tale sign is that the said person will have gradually increasing convulsions until they have had a penis interaction.

We totally thought Shawnquita was epileptic. Turns out she is just a cock mongrol.

by willyboy1988 July 9, 2010

cock knock

defined by the movie Jay and silen Bob strike back when they fight the evil "cock knocker" with bongsabers. Cock knocker has one huge fist which he uses to hit men in the junnks

To cock knock is to it someone in the groin, similar to a fagtag, except you punck or knock on the cock as you would someones front door

John said something stupid about women so Bill cock knocked him good

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

Cock Block

Moriarty. That is all.

In the last 20 seconds of the Sherlock BBC episode, "The Great Game", Moriarty decides to be a total Cock Block.

Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush*
John: *epic smile*

Audience: MAKE OUT!!
*Sniper riffles shown from above*
Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE!!!!!

Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......

by WatsonFan January 25, 2011

cock block

When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potentional mate. Usually done on purpose by a friend or person that will go to extreem lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accedent, but usually not likely. Also know as cock blockers or cock blocking, these indeviduals of interception usually have the hater mentallity of, "Fuck that guy/girl!!, If I can't get it, they can't eather!!, or the famous I'm just going to fuck this up for this person because I'm a HATER!!! Also known as purpratrating hating, ass deflecting or scary ass. These Interceptive, bypassing, mercenaries must be stopped!!!

"I was macking on a girl and my so called friend was butting in on the conversation, then pointing out my flaws, then trying to bring up my old relationships, then bug-a-booed the girl all around, then tried to tell her to call him in a different language(they both spoke the same second language), Then followed us around the whole night(even falling asleep by us then wakeing up at the first sign of movement, jumping between us, making me drop her off first and we were entering his(the cock blocker's) drive way, not allowing me or her to exchange phone numbers, this all acts of true COCK BLOCKING, COCK BLOCK, COCK BLOCKED, COCK BLOCKER." true-Mon, July,14,03

by The chun du July 14, 2003

cock blocker

Cock blocking is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it is necessary to keep a friend from getting ass that he wouldn't normally go for, but he is to fucked up to know better.

Ben was so fucked up that he was trying to get with a fat ugly bitch, so we cock blocked him to keep him out of the nasty.

by Mike March 31, 2003