crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.

ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"

by yourmomhascracks March 02, 2020

crickity crack my neck is wack

A phrase used when your neck is messed up in any way

Tim: Dude is your neck ok
Jim: crickity crack my neck is wack

by Lucasbiggay268 October 02, 2018

Your cracks

Disgusting, hysterical,a complete failure.

Your cracks disgust me

by Hsfsgsuw October 22, 2020

how’s your bum for cracking walnuts

Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.

We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

Cracking his pepper

When you give yourself a tug in the same manner that you would use a peppermill with the old two hand twist.

Brady went to take a nap but we all knew he was just CRACKING his PEPPER.

by Eye8urbutt May 13, 2024

Cracking your neck

When you're on the bus and someone cracks their neck so hard it sounds like a glow stick

Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."

by GavRaz August 25, 2022

Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.

Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”

by Diddy1888 June 11, 2024