Jake

Jake is a racist human being. He is rude, discriminative, and only likes straight, conservative, and rich people. He thinks that being transgender is a mental illness and he hates all first nations and thinks that all they do is complain.

First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!

by Gay Bobo February 26, 2020

Jake

Jakes are normally better then Riley’s.

Jake is better

by Potgeyt May 6, 2021

Jake

Don't worry fellow Jakes, there are much nicer things if you search "Jacob". If your real name is actually Jake and not Jacob then ur screwed.

Gotta love that Jake!

by teckman275 September 17, 2020

Jake

A guy that's a kleptomaniac, but is the bestest fucking guy when he can be. He will insult you sometimes but will be really kind and sweet with you when you need it. He is always there for you and will fight anyone that offends you. Everyone needs a Jake in their life to have a wild time, and to just chill with too. He's so lovable but crazy, he will kiss your hand when you are sad and slap ya bum when you're happy.

I just got kissed and slapped at the same time?!
Yeah that's a Jake

by suckmystickywilly November 21, 2021

Jake

Jake is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever become mates with a Jake keep them. if you lose them its gonna hurt.

Your mates with jake, dont lose him

by b.r.y.o.n.y January 22, 2021

Jake Stuff

I wanted to leave work early so I did

I had some Jake Stuff come up so I had to dip.

by JakeStuff June 6, 2023

Jake

the legendary Jake from flamingos diemart video where he killed Jake in Roblox with a sword a second or two later a loud bang was heard and the king truely felt fear for the first time

all right; satisfactory.
"everything was jake again"

by airpods203040 June 5, 2024