what the duck

A usual replacement for what the fuck. Autocorrect also does this.

person1: heaaahshzvhcdkajslaksaskajdsjadkajdladjkasdja

person2: what the duck is happening with you

by somewindow July 9, 2024

ducking

when a packing contestant leaves the voice chat to avoid getting blazed

Tyrone why you ducking fo

by savagesymba August 5, 2021

the king of duck

The king of duck is the one who play in the Metropolitan Police, he have the full authorities overs duck, if don't respect him, you will be banned, he is also a Criminal Investigation Member, if you bother him he will fuck your arse up.

I want to bother the king of duck, I by then get fucked up.
I want to pray duck, then you may pray that is fine if you hail him.

by king of duck March 2, 2017

Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 9, 2021

Ducking under bridges

When your girlfriend gets her drugs from her side piece, and they go and hide from society to do them all.

Beth's boyfriend tells her "Not to be ducking under bridges" when she scores drugs from her side piece Heather.

by HG/SIDEPIECE4LIFE!! July 26, 2024

fuck duck

When the pussy starts wailing while you fuck her.

Your mom is a fuck duck

by bigboyghdjkkd December 19, 2018

Duck em

To drown someone in a pool of their own tears as an act of revenge

I was sick and the construction workers next door wouldn’t stop making noise so I had to duck em

by Gutt3rboy January 27, 2022