Dogmatically Retarded

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.
Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.
by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 07, 2022
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Retarded Fionn

A self proclaimed man who has a particular lust for unusual women. These women rang from being fat to transgender, or even black on occasions. A retard fionn is often known for his ability to write off a car in impossible circumstances
That man crashed his car with his transgender girlfriend. He’s such a retarded fionn.
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piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation
person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!
by proman7777 August 17, 2011
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semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).
He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/
by shubotheguy November 13, 2023
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retarded stinkass

Somebody who is special needs enough to think that gon can beat any jojo character or even come close to touching them. killua and hisoka carry the whole show btw
Roman is a retarded stinkass
by jjjjjjojooooo February 19, 2021
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Retarded Surprise

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
by J a w s h October 29, 2010
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