A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard.
by Sexydimma September 30, 2013
Get the social retardmug. A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011
Get the Retarded-Hormonal-Monkeymug. "Retardable" (informal, slang, portmanteau):
A blend of "retarded" and "relatable"; used to describe a person, statement, or behavior that is foolish or absurd in a humorous way, yet oddly familiar or relatable.
A blend of "retarded" and "relatable"; used to describe a person, statement, or behavior that is foolish or absurd in a humorous way, yet oddly familiar or relatable.
by rayane1718 August 2, 2025
Get the Retardablemug. Daniel is a retard, he's really stupid
by Lars Larsson October 13, 2017
Get the Retardmug. 
Isaac says “Adil, if you look up the definiton of Retarded. Adil would come up.”
Adil replied “Oh really, let me look up what retarded means.”
Adil replied “Oh really, let me look up what retarded means.”
by RC1301 March 7, 2019
Get the Retardedmug. A mexican slow and retarded guy who believes he isnt retarded. He thinks he is the richest in the call and is bag at minecraft.
by Nico12343 February 4, 2024
Get the Retardmug.