pig in a blanket

used to refer to describe someone who is being impaled from the rectum by a colossal penis to the point that the tip reaches the other end of the person.

"Tyrones dick was so big that Caleb became a Pig In a Blanket"

by garfieldbabycakes June 26, 2025

sleeping pig

A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.

I had the wildest sleeping pig in band camp. 😏

by CristinBurnsInHell July 10, 2024

pig hurdling

Is a new event in the Redneck Olympics, where u line up hogs, and the participant (redneck) sprints and jumps over the pigs to win.

yo richard lets practice some pig hurdling for the next race.

by ihugyftdt March 4, 2011

Pig

1. Pink animal with a curly tale
2. cops, law inforcers
3. Shane Dawson

(1) Look at that cute baby pig
(2) The pigs are trying to get us
(3) Once again Shane Dawson

by Xara December 24, 2017

Skiddah Pig

Overweight, skanky lady- from Maine in particular. Most likely went to Sacopee Valley High School.

Bud, did you see Jenny at Shop N Save last night? Fucken Skiddah Pig.

by OldYellah May 20, 2021

Pig behavior

Pig behavior is the behavior of individuals who fail to call their cousin(s)

She didn’t call her cousin. I’m not surprised, she’s always on that pig behavior

by Piggy pig April 13, 2021

Candied Pig Lips

When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.

I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.

by KTHaven November 4, 2023