play station 5

The biggest console since your mom

Guy 1: "Have you heard PlayStation is getting a sequel, the Play Station 5"
Guy 2: " GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I am calling the police."

by Jakeslayer September 13, 2022

february 5

this is a day where u kiss your girlfriend if their name starts with A

omg it’s february 5
😗

by noahkahan February 5, 2024

$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5

Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday

by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025

Jp's Marmarlations 5:55

remember ladies if yo nigga dont act right, he got a homie that will ;)

i cheated on my nigga, in JP'S MARMARLATIONS 5:55 WE TRUST.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

5 forges

The forge limit

“There are only, like, 5 forges, bro”

by oofpuppy April 16, 2024

june 5 2023

The day that everyone been waiting for, the day that will decide whether this summer is getting saved or not. Its the day YNW melly gets released..

ty: yoo i cant wait for 5th of june 2023.
malik: why what about it?
ty: NIGGA ITS YNW MELLY’S TRIAL! JUNE 5 2023!

by believemydefinitions June 3, 2023

5 Hour Route

A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.

That's only a 5 Hour Route so why do you need overtime.

by BigThingMailman June 10, 2016