Rudolph On Crack

When you dip your nose in period blood and then she scratches her moot flakes on top of it

“Omg bro, Susan totally gave me a Rudolph On Crack last night. It was like all of my Christmas’s came at once!”

by Flakes4Daayz October 04, 2018

stick that crack

Sexual intercourse

Inviting me to Stick That Crack brought us closer together.

by Rabbi Washington October 27, 2020

cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber

dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 03, 2016

Crack booty

A girl that might or may not be a crack head who is skinny and has a small ass that looks good in jeans or yoga pants. This girl looks hella good and has the right curves, but is not for chubby chasers

Damn that girl might be skinny, but she gotta crack booty

by Adrian pussy slayer March 02, 2023

Ezra's Crack

A thing that you sniff and is filled with pics of Wren and D'Arcy.

I want to sniff Ezra's crack!

by 67R5487 March 13, 2024

Border Crack and Deek About

Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)

Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye

Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP

"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"

by Big Shaq's Mum December 02, 2021