Hit by a Tree scenario

A scenario, usually brought up at work, in which a tree falls ontop of you the next day.

Usually this is brought up to force you to document your work, so others can continue/finish it if something would happen to you, whether this is you actually dying or you getting replaced by someone cheaper.

Alice: "I just pushed IEEE 802.11mc to the main repo, there is still a lot of work to do."
Bob: "Don't forget the hit by a Tree scenario"

by biosboii November 19, 2023

Spitty hit

A small yet POWERFUL hit from a bong, pipe, joint etc. that may or may not hit u back much harder.

I have asthma so I can only take spitty hits

I don’t wanna get that high will u just pack me a spitty hit

by Cooter check February 11, 2021

Hit the tables

Play in the casino.

We should hit the tables. Maybe get something out of this. You want to talk about that, I'll be down at the tables. (Unsolved TV Show, episode 2)

by Chingachguk May 19, 2018

Hit My Phone

To call a person on there cell phone, and to be instrested in them

"Hey baby, hit my phone..."
"K."

by My dictionary2009 September 27, 2020

Skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy

if you have ever used these words together in a sentence while speaking to someone, please never talk to anyone ever again.

Person 1: Hey man, lets do some skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy!

Person 2: *turns into an irish skibidi gooner* WHAT IN THE ACTUAL SIGMA HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEVEL 85489284483992018384742982 GYATT

by skippythetoiletfan June 1, 2024

Choke hit

After you’er done smoking your pipe, you shake it around a bit while covering the choke to loosen all the unsmoked greens that fell through the bowl hole (while packing). You have to shake your pipe with choke facing down so that all the greens gather at the choke hole. Then you put the flam to the choke and smoke it like a one hitter but don’t drag to hard because you might pull the greens away from the hole before you let it cherry.

Stoner : yo i think it’s done
Intellectual : you have to choke hit it to really clear it out
Stoner : you have to what ?

by Ceiling window May 28, 2018

The One Hit Wonder

The individual who always gets one last hit out of the bong.

Eric: I think this bowl is dead
Steve: Oh! Pass it to Paul. He’s a the one hit wonder!

by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025