shiny haired boy

A very stuck up boy with nice hair, and you know how most boys desks are not neat, well a Shiny haired boys desk is very neat. Many girls, especially ones with the name of Isabella, Bella or Anaya will have dreams about him or fantasize about his hair. If you find any boys like this I recommend that you instantly run away because they will blind u with their hair.
Oh my god, that guy is such a shiny haired boy.
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Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher
All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.
by dan_gleewang January 04, 2021
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hair angry

The highest degree of anger. When you are so mad, you want to chop all of your hair off.
I wouldn't talk to her right now. She's hair angry.
by hdfvgsuzh February 09, 2019
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hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep
you are such a hair wanker
by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017
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Hacking hair

A hair from a vagina stuck in your throat after oral sex.
I hacked for several minutes to get that hacking hair out of the back of my throat.
by Kevinburger July 23, 2021
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tuckle hair

Bro that’s some nasty tuckle hair
by Butterthot December 01, 2019
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