One who impresses others with their extensive knowledge of all things patio, including grilling, cocktail-mixing and plain 'ol chilling out.
by palmero October 2, 2006
Get the daddy o of the patiomug. Master of all memes. Basically controls the universe. Is the most spiritual being in existence, besides the holy trinity (Harambe, Shrek, and the holy avocado).
by Sadvacado August 19, 2016
Get the Daddy Meme Mastermug. The trivial game in life called 'Who's Your Daddy?'. Multiple partners with loose commitments 9 times out of 10 lead to an "accidental" planned blessing. Often, it is a lotto trying to figure out who the real Daddy is, and is discovered once the child has developed strong physical characteristics. The most vulnerible target to be initially labeled "Daddy" will earn a higher gross income and an ability to be extremely gullible. The poor lad has no idea he's a sucker of the game 'Who's Your Daddy?', and no one has the heart to tell him.
Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".
Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".
by everyoneshouldhaveadumbass2pay October 30, 2010
Get the Who's Your Daddy?mug. This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.
I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Get the Daddy Big Dongmug. Overheard at the mall...
Q: Who watchin little Ray Ray while you at the cub?
A: He wit his baby daddy mama.
Q: Who watchin little Ray Ray while you at the cub?
A: He wit his baby daddy mama.
by Chunky Butt December 5, 2005
Get the baby daddy mamamug. by Tysaiah BRyan June 30, 2017
Get the choke me daddymug. Famed by the infamous Lee Corso,the ex- coach and broadcaster from ESPN. Legend has it Corso exclaims this whilst getting his piece smoked by young college hotties in bars while bouncing from town to town doing games.
by The Man Himself December 18, 2004
Get the wax Daddy's canemug.