Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Boneless cookie

A cookie without a penis(bone) in it.

I sure am glad these you got boneless cookies

by Bigboiblueballs June 28, 2023

cookie syndrom

When you bump your head and eat a cookie you can get a severe head ache. It can also rot your brain and make you stupid.

Someone “My little brother got cookie syndrom.”
Another person “Oh no is he gonna be alright.”

by Nobodycares101 August 7, 2021

Snowman Cookie-ed

When you go up and talk to someone you think you know just to realize that they are indeed not that person.

Dude, I just snowman cookie-ed a guy that looked exactly like you at the gym.

by Bugger99 October 4, 2022

Cookie

something u eat but u don't know how u eat it because it looks like a rabbit but its not a rabbit its a cookie

is this a cookie no its a rabbit wait idk what it is or how u eat it.

by bakinglover02 March 6, 2024

Weiner cookie

To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face

Weiner cookie To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face

by It’s your boy uhhhhhhhbb March 19, 2021

cookie the swearing chicken

A vocal buff Sussex chicken. Cookie's favourite words are expletives, hence the name 'Cookie the Swearing Chicken'.

She is also a chicken who jumps for food, is incredibly smart and loves to challenge humans.

Cookie the swearing chicken swore at me today when I brought her food.

by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020