(Burnt white cookie) Dijon: oh my God Chad you can say the N-word I don't know why these porch monkeys are being so sensitive
Chad: all right my fellow black Nigga
Chad: all right my fellow black Nigga
by Owe owe March 3, 2021

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.
by cookieeater420 June 7, 2021

spamming the groupchat, drinking a whole case of beer like your life depends on it, pretending to be more intoxicated then you actually are
"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."
"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."
by the mystery sphinx May 29, 2023

by Smordwith September 3, 2021

Sara's cookie was amazing
by cickenugget369 May 3, 2021

by JahVeh May 12, 2024

“Damn, I was trying to take my shorts off after all those packers Coach made us do and the cookie goo was aplenty.”
by crispy toes October 16, 2021
