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Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024
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Beer

drink beer responsibly
by I like crush 40 December 1, 2021
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Tender Beer

A Tender Beer is when your dick is very soft and you are pissing your mind out from beer.
Accidently pissed myself from drinking last night. Ripped a Tender Beer.
by funnymanbro February 10, 2024
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trial beer

The term someone uses to take small samples of beer, normally half pints or less, to avoid actually drinking - either because they can't or wont for whatever reason.
JJ: "What are you drinking?"
Barry: "I think I'll have a trial beer of the Honey Strawberry Sugar Blast first then trial the Organic Orange Sunrise next"
by bananasandbeer March 8, 2024
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Beer Float

The act of drinking a large amount of beer and urinating and Defecating at the same time In the toilet at the same time causing a yellow foam and buoyant stool
Hey John, I've just done a beer float in the toilet
by Krabster March 8, 2024
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Shower beer

by Hcbkifcc March 9, 2024
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weird beer

The can (or bottle) of beer that is left in your fridge for weeks/months/years and almost certainly is of a unique flavor that is only suitable to a particular palate. Many times weird beer is brought to another social occasion (since you are too cheap to go out and buy a new six-pack that you know others will enjoy) and it will then be passed on to another for the beer to sit all alone in their fridge.
(Bob - looking in Tony’s fridge) — Hey Tony, is see some nice flavors in here. You are really into Pils and IPAs these days, but what the hell is this Pumpkin-Chili-Porter?! (Tony - Responding to Bob) — Yeah, Travis brought that over (freaking cheapskate) it was from that Halloween party he had last year. (Bob - responding to Tony) - I ain’t touching that weird beer…
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